blue arsed fly
So so sorry y'all that there's been bugger all posting here, but one has been running around like a blue arsed fly, hasn't one? And one can't keep up with it all - Arsenal lost (thanks to their German keeper), Munster are European Champions (go on the People's Republic!) Ian takes the piss (in more ways than three) Dribbling Templeton can't hold down a job, or a decent tune, Esperanza has to swim accross rivers to escape her neighbours, Dave's throwing shrimps on the barbie while reading the Indo, Lutz is still a Cerdunt, Flo still needs a haircut and Finland have won the Eurovision. It's all too much for the like of little old one. Next post will be in three months when my arse is less blue...
posted by Gero @ 5:38 p.m.
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20 Comments:
"CriCk!*....Hello, LAnger_B_Bottle...
..You are clear for landing, OVER..*Bzzt*"
"Yesh....*hic*.Hokayeesh, IM coming insh now like...*hIc*"
have you been drinking?
....I been peeing.
why?
Would u like some?
btw.........I finally got that reciepot on my blog if you want to see it.
.er
which is obviously a, eeer,,..pot for um, keeping , er, re c e i p t s
in!
there, I did it! :)
thats true, none can hold up all the different important stuff...
ey simon, do you remember that tenacious d stuff?
half man - half amazing ;)
We are but men..
ROCK!!!
............newp!
...I'll pull out all your pubic ha-eh-eh-EH-eh-eh-eh-air....
Motherfuckeh-EH-eh-er...
how's it goin...
thats the first thing i say to you...
how's it goin...
Fish
Ha ha - that's the bill from multi-culti when anki had the dodgy fish! EvenifIsaysomyself - Good likeness of you, Twatman - especially the "There's um..." nervous tick thing!
Meeting Belfast Dermo tonight in Scruffs, by the way. So the urine shall be extracted concerning yourbadself in your absence, no doubt.
Templeton - you are a stolling rock-and-rolling rolling pin of pinache and suave-ness. That dribbles.
JB? How's it goin? Reasonably well thanks, and yourself? Who be JB? The Bee Gees? The Heebie Jeebies...?
queen of morcheeba?
the Iron Seamstress?
Madam flatulenceafly?
...doris?
and tell Dermot he owes me one......
just doent tell him what it is!
wasnt she involved with dexies midnight runners...and it wasnt doris, it was eileen!
I could remember somethign about a name like an old auntie.
yes that it, she wrot eht echoris for "come on eileen.i rememebr the cresacendo part of ot now.
"Oonagh, Oonagh, Oonagh Donneeeeelleeeeeeeeeeey!"
see, it fits!
sing along to "come on eileen"
youlll experience her handywork in all its aglory,
still, a bit vain I thought.
pity about what happended to Doris though, that was a waste of a good tractor too.
well eye never! good to hear oonagh's alive and well. As it happens I dreamt about her the other night. I woke up confused. But that's nothing new, says you.
it's cool that you and laura are goin to Ireland - I'll have to come and puke in your jacks.
Meanwhile the detwatifiacation obviously isn't working for our welsh friend. Dermot's in flying form - our diseases are winging their way to Sheepshagger country as we bullshit...
happy weekend every1, btw
"On a different note....the best thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it"
well.. I was on my mind.
wot about the pure lambs wool mitten?
does that count as dressing up?
......wot a chore, if so
Great... Just bought that "Tenacious D - The complete Master Works" Double DVD :D
Gotta love Birmingham...
hmpf, better go and hide myself... >:P
go on the birmingham. Schööööön Grüüüüss an Frau Haskins, gel?
schoenen gruss zurueck ;)
btw... met a welsh guy in a pub here yesterday.. him standing in the toilet, talking with his "baby boy"...
figured out later that his wife just "dropped" (pardon my language, thats the way he said it...) a baby boy 2 weeks later than planned...
christ he was hammered...
in the end he loved me for my hair and baggy jeans...
as i already said...
gotta love birmingham >P
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