Friday, January 06, 2006

Tea, anyone?


Pictured left: A nice cup of tea, yesterday. Believe it or believe it not, friends and neighbours, it would seem that some of the crazed and loony postings on this here just-out-of-the-womb blog are not everyone's cup of tea. Ideal. "When critics disagree the artist is in accord with himself" wrote Oscar Wilde - he also said "Bitches be trippin" in reference to Miami, according to Uncyclopedia. Anyfeckingway - ian, it seems you're a twat - this is not exactly breaking news; phil - nipples for men? anonymous - I love alot of the poems and songs you've written over the years and it's an honour to have you post on my blog; Cyril Bridlington - whatevvvver, you racialist. Don't I have some porn with you in it? Dave O'Reilly; don't you owe ian a blow up sheep from a drunken bet? Rumsfeld? Schmumsfeld!

5 Comments:

At 3:36 p.m., Blogger Schpengle said...

balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!

 
At 4:37 p.m., Blogger Gero said...

Paul, fuck knows who hamish is - so ask fuck. ian - so you're back in Swansealand safely then? meanmwhile I updated avast, anti-virus and zone alarm, ran spy-bot, ad-aware and the microsoft wankology and it helped somewhat - i've foregone explorer for firefox and am indeed a happier chicken. But the panda thing just hangs every time. Still, mustn't grumble. I was disgruntled but now I'm, em, gruntled - which must be good.

 
At 4:41 p.m., Blogger Schpengle said...

your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html

go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop

 
At 12:12 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'M Planktonikus!

 
At 12:01 a.m., Blogger Dave Whyte said...

You have an infestation? Best of luck with that. Happy Monday to you.

 

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