...do NOT fuck with me...
... I WILL dustbust your ass. I'll suck your breakfast out through your anus till the dustbuster batteries go bust. Bitch.
posted by Gero @ 5:10 p.m.
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Claptrap, Poppycock & Tomfoolery with Gero...
...Codswallop, Balderdash, Twaddle, Drivel and Tripe.
Saturday, February 18, 2006
... I WILL dustbust your ass. I'll suck your breakfast out through your anus till the dustbuster batteries go bust. Bitch. About Me
- Name: Gero
- Location: IrelanDeutschland
Retired former military dictator of obscure micronation presently undergoing refurbishment.
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Dave, you spamming twat! you have the (tiny!) balls to complain about MY posts? :p
ah yes, and that picture?....well , it SUCKS!
And of course Vin Diesel is actually Welsh. When he walks his boots go Squelsh. He likes to belch. And he drinks Kölsch.
Tell us something we don't know daveyoulanger...
Im a Podgy/boney, double chinned, whining, malingering langer bastard that would sooner pass the buck onto some poor unfortunate, than bite the bullet and..........ooh, You knew that already.
Damn!
There's nothing wrong with malingering if it's not malicious.
what if it was Malevolent?
Once it wasn't malignant or malodorous (like your mullet) then it wouldn't be, wait for it, malapropistic!
Oh stop the malarkey.
Ill heff yew new...that my Mullet is neither
malignant or malodorous
.it is
MYSOGINISTIC!!!
and, in reference to the above two Adjectives, I think you'll Find that NEITHER of them featured in the original arguement! Thereby infusing me with the logical conclusion that the Author of said comment, simply blows goats in hell!
ps.......Langer!
pps, Im all malarked out now anyway :D
Yeah, I probably went a bit overboard on the copy and paste. Apologies, Gero.
And Ian, you need to turn that rage into something productive, like basket weaving.
no fucking worries dave ya flaming drongo. Fair dinkum, throw another couple o' shrimps on the barbie sheila.
Maybe ian should try mullet weaving...
Ha ha, check this link (courtesy of the drongo langer down under). Laugh? I nearly shat meself!
ST. PETERSBURG - You know what would be nice? A big, fat mullet, gutted and split and fried, accompanied by grits and sweet iced tea. If not fried, then smoked - not in a store-bought machine, but in one of those backyard smokers that should be illegal in the city: a rickety wood shack about the size of a linen closet, heated with enough sizzling driftwood to flavor pink flesh without overcooking.
I grew up on mullet.
:O
and I quote!
honest!
Ive just been invited to an "islamic awerness week" meeting by a fellow student.
to which i replied
"what car did Mohammed, peace be upon him, drive"
"they didnt have cars back then " he said, lookign at me wierdly and shaking his head
"Really?" I replied?...
"so, Why arent Women allowed to drive cars in Saudi then?" I asked.
"well,.they should be at home!" he replied.
to which i said NAH , i dotn thnk so, i can dislike womens ways, that s my prerogative, but im fucked if Id stamp my authority on them (well maybe, my feet, but thats it! :P)
wot a provocative posting!
"that was no ordinary model plane.
it had no windows!....that was no Ordin......whats that noise?? is it another one???? .....
'I want to liiive foreeeeeeeeevr. ....Iwa.....'
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!"
someone pass me another southerdwellignlangerbasket.....Ive run out of ribs to platte...
:p
oh yes and the Dalaie Lama has put in a complaint to the Un, somethign about him waking up with some londoner twiddling with his entrails and somebody scribbled a cartoon of his genitalia while they were doen there most odd!
would anyone know anythign about that?............ah!!........why I do believe Mr Wobbleton Esquire may shed some light!
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