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Ivor the Engine: "Phssh-t-kuh, Phssh-t-kuh..."
posted by Gero @ 11:12 p.m.
107 comments
Claptrap, Poppycock & Tomfoolery with Gero...
...Codswallop, Balderdash, Twaddle, Drivel and Tripe.
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Ivor the Engine: "Phssh-t-kuh, Phssh-t-kuh..."
About Me
- Name: Gero
- Location: IrelanDeutschland
Retired former military dictator of obscure micronation presently undergoing refurbishment.
107 Comments:
hahahah, god! this is killing me!
on par with Seaman Staines and Master Bates........??
has templeton got a boat?....I heard he likes hanging out where the small bouys are........
hahahaha
I am particularly impressed with your mastery of coloquial Welsh steam engine conversation.
herry ap ivoh...
Terminator is back, it seems
well. I messed that corsework up.
having abeer in my house, low lights, fire lit, nice musice dark and warm, comfy, safe....
its a nice beer.
:)
thats bum!
I am currently drinking(well drank now)
....
Marstons firestoker, "when the day is done"
5.1%
haaaaaaaa, how relaxing , shame i fucked my coursework up
ah well
theres more bottles in the fridge...
i have the most awful hangover
I got some old climbing ropes hanging about.........
It would be nice to put them to a good use.
.. :D
you could have my hangover darling, all yours
;=/
ps iwd never drink again, I swear
you could have my hangover darling, all yours
;=/
ps iwd never drink again, I swear
you could have my hangover darling, all yours
;=/
ps iwd never drink again, I swear
sorry about that
sorry about that
Thats some hang over!.....
er............
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havent we been here before?..
where'd he go?
oops, third person,
Where'd YOU go matey?
hope all is well.
tar!
Schprudelmouse
Hey , gero, wot did he say> do you get wot he's on about?
hee hee hee!
just taking th episs.
well, sinc eyou spend most of ya effign time on line, and seem to Have High Pressure Byte vessels coursing through your scaley abdomen, why dont you do web stuff?
bloggin is fine but
its effign boring.
either start to studyy th ecreative said eof it,
ie, Flash animation (fun!)
or web site DESIGN (as opposed to content, which you seem to have no problemn finding)
then when u get home, doenload and install
APACHE web server
or. better if your gonna do shiny things with PHP in the future is XAMMP - please excuse the transexual Ozzy Lookalike-
I have no Idead waht was going on there.
anyway, onec eyou have downloaded and installed them
you then have to learn, how th efuck they work, but basically
you are then runnign your OWN web server, on your OWN pc at home...
but I here u say, HOW THE ...FROG! does anyone know wher eI am,
well ahah!
it just so happens that if you then register with NO-IP you can then get all webrequests sent to "http//www.ImaFuckingCrankygit.hopto.org" or whatever to point to YOUR
box!
fancy that
people all over th eworld
poiting at YOUR BOX!
fanatastic
Feel th epoower surge through your loins.
so instead of being a sad blog whore, u becoem,
WEBMASTER!!!!
...also rather fuckign handy if you get a web job.
see, easy.
ooh, by the way, u will however have no "real" friends, u wont go out, ull go a pasty colour and get fat.
ah well no change there so DO IT!!
wot u got to loose?
er.....
it hasnt effected me...."I am a arobot....."..*click*
btw th eno ip thing is free, i dont know what that amount is for, they provide a free service too, i have one, i think its Da hopy ome box just means that u get a wierd domain extension, fo rfree - worra bummer - not.
so, go advent u shures!
tara!
A whole herd of Geros Fairer (or not so) female siblings, riblings, spaldings and scaldings..well, some look like they;ve been scalded.
imageine it, your Box, full of Gero's genetic attatchments!
mm, which link?
i gave about 5000 and, as for tv
sorry dont tv in any form.
so I have no idea!
need to look for webcasting and stuff. I know how th esignals work with respect the technologies, BUT no interest in watching it.
tv, opiate of the nations,...
chewing gum for the eyes....
this looks slightly more interesting than th enormal twaddle though.
basically u just a need a "streaming" media player such as Quick time, real player etc.
I use Media player classic
then you may need soem codedcs 9if not alreeady in the player) these just decode the compressed data drom whatever format it is in, into a format htat th eplayer can read, then play.
also, if you then get
real media recorder etc...
and heres th eclever bit,
you can then RECORD the stuff - u see since it is "Streaming", that means it is liek a signal to your tv - its coming in in real time - not stored and played back. but that clever program stores th estreaming progra, data as it arrives - in th eformat of your choice.
mwaaa haa haaa
Oops, This is that, to which I referred above...with no link! curses!
the twaddle I mean, i meant tv as twaddle , not as our chats.
just incase u burst a cappillary all over my nice new jodphurs
I am bored , can you entretairn me!
excuse you are the centre of attention, look at your blog ,
hello anybody there?
u talking to me?
i wa son ya blog waiting for u to rpely and sort your duff posting out
:D
ah that confused me
I wa sin th emiddel fo replying to a post which no loger existed..LJ threw a shit fit!
:D
I have give up now, copy ,paste and still didnt work
IM BORED NOW AND ALSO PISS OFF
was meeting somebody tonite but im not anymore..
ha ha
I have give up now, copy ,paste and still didnt work
IM BORED NOW AND ALSO PISS OFF
was meeting somebody tonite but im not anymore..
ha ha
I have give up now, copy ,paste and still didnt work
IM BORED NOW AND ALSO PISS OFF
was meeting somebody tonite but im not anymore..
ha ha
I have give up now, copy ,paste and still didnt work
IM BORED NOW AND ALSO PISS OFF
was meeting somebody tonite but im not anymore..
ha ha
I have give up now, copy ,paste and still didnt work
IM BORED NOW AND ALSO PISS OFF
was meeting somebody tonite but im not anymore..
ha ha
I have give up now, copy ,paste and still didnt work
IM BORED NOW AND ALSO PISS OFF
was meeting somebody tonite but im not anymore..
ha ha
I have give up now, copy ,paste and still didnt work
IM BORED NOW AND ALSO PISS OFF
was meeting somebody tonite but im not anymore..
ha ha
would you like to post that a few more times?
To vent ya angr like?
:p
oops sorry didnt meant to, computer is playing up.
forgive me
if you were near by i wd invite you out .
gah! love to but Im on the other side of the island, busy as hell
oh
and ur
female!
:p
:D hee hee
And, alas, I also seem to be suffereing from flatulence this evening too
would put a dampener on any event.unless there wa sa naked flame!
Also im ugly , boring and tedious, wierd, have wooden teeth a fibreglass heart with a semtex centre (now available form "quality street") and one of my legs is made from Plaster-of-paris.
apart fom that Im a swell guy!
but I can NEVER hope to replace her most recently (spurned.AND MARRIED!!! *shock*) pal
:)
sorry for delay was preparing thai green curry with succulent rice
ie.
watching it revolve for 3 minutes in th emicrowave!
I LURVE Lidls, me!
what fucking shock? Im not interested in Ian dont like ugly misoginist men with crap teeth.\\
spurned married shock ??
er , it was a joke, cos templesquits is married and his hair is shocking, so if youd any sense, youd have spurned him in london...he likes being Spurned anyway,
its his Scottish ("The Fuck!!! Im IRISH LIKE!!!" roots (well, it all th esame))
He goes out On McSpurns Nights, Hunts 3 legged Haggissississis - and nails their evil sould to the Marmite cross of plenty, before settign fire to their hind quarters with homemade napalm.
as u can tell
i was feelign a tad fruity and surrela in my previous post,
so no offence meant.
well,
unless U names Twizzlepops!
:D
hee hee hee
"Rememerb, to day is "adopt a pretty Spaniard" day*
:)
...and relax
tell laura that next week is full moon in Libra
aaauuuu
its also "Two for ONE" In Tescos on the cheap lager!
too late , now not taking you out for being an smart ass.
re templeton. yes he has weird haircut, his mrs did it ..
gero told me.\
so are you welsh or where are you from?
why are you in ugly swansea?
of all places why did you swansea?
excellent mangos in sainsburys, two for one
i am not pretty . ia m very ugly, boring and demanding.
so there you go ,
ask paul? he met me
well you hair needs a bit of tlc, Iwd say.
I m not for adoption but you could adopt my inner chid,\
how can someone who lives in London call any place on the planet ugly?
I live on the start of a mountain range, i have a river 250 Mrs away, the sea ia s12 miles away, the brecon beacons start 12 miles away
ther eis a forest on th eother side of th evalley and a city 12 miles away (yes - SwAnSeA)
As for why, My mother decided to get shagged here and, sicne they didnt travel much in those days, she dropped me off int helocal hospital 9 months later.
they still live in th esame house,
but Ivebeen abaout abit.
now back to rest and check out uni life.
not sure whats next.
oh yes and I already have a place here, bought and paid for.
hence I live for free.
must be fun paying someone else a HUUUUj amount in london!
ew!
:)
Im gonn amake some tea now, earl grey I think.
and why onearth r u in London?
they dont speak Spanish there do they...
do they?
well, apart form u :)
just chill out , my friend who has seen you dublin pics, said that you were HOT
and I said maybe but married , so doesnt count.
so ian post a picture of you??
thanks paul for compliment
newp!
Im a silent voice and, sorry for delay I wrote a littl echat program a whilw ago
I was trying to get it to work
Ill get th ekettl eon then if I crank it up you can all chat on my box!
what a happy thought!
wd you make me a cuppa pls?
I am in London because i love doing what I want and in London I can do what I want most of the time, that is when my daughter is no around then I have to be a mum and we fight for the laptop and get irritated with each other. Typical stuff.
when she is not around AH bliss i do what fucking want, and have nobody around to nag me, was married for a long fucking time to an englishman who I loved deeply but after 17 year the fun stopped and I left and came to live in clapham which is kind of nice,got cool neighbourghs and friends around..
got a lovely flat with sun all day long if there is sun that is. Great light ,lovely sunsets.
my daughter is 10 , when she is 16 , I will leave the country and go somewhere remote in South America or Africa and teach there or whereever..
i stayed in london for love and then just sort of had a meltdown , love-hate relationship but i wd die in the countryside . I am city girl , woudnt know what to do w myself..
i love the freedom ....went to swansea once and I thought it was ugly and boring.
but that was a long time ago
whe the fuck are we doing in geros place, he is not even here, gero has been squated.
\
so where have you been??
how did you manage to buy a place?
where did you get the money?
what did you do befor starting uni? were you a carpinter?
sorry i told you i am annoyin and deeply curious
and the photo? why not?
bloody hell!
I KNOW WHY TH EPHONE WAS INVENTED NOW!
.
Im trying to get mt chat server running its being an arse.
would u like earl grey.
and, we dont need fotos to chat in geros...cos we dont need to know who we're talking to, since we will porbabaly never meet.
therefore
not much point really is there?
Ive stirred up enough annoyance, whilst remaining anonymous.....
if you dotn know me, u cant track me down with bread knives..
"use the Farce luke....use th e farce....."
:)
do u take sugar?
no sugar pls
milk?
please
pig mug
or
grey one with red spots?.(id like to have the pig mug.(thats a hint!)
wow drank mny tea already! and form the pig mug, sorry, ill just make another |:)
ratehr thirsty havebnt drunk much these last 2 dasy
nice cup of tea, sorry but I like earl grey with lemon,
wd you make me another one pls?
not bother about cup , just wash it first ,
i am also thirsty , drank lots last nite , never again.
forgot to eat and got truly trashed . mmm
bah!
u unfit mother u!
:p
lemon u say?.mm, ok Ive got a jiffy lemon, Ill just try that now!
:D
er............
should I have doen that...
with milk in there?
:*(
ah yes, ok, no coagulation
thanks for the tea, off to bed now, got a party tomorrow and need beauty sleep
sweet dreams to you all
ahhhhhhhhh
just set my mini disk player up!
Morcheeba .down by th esea...
haaaaaaa!
beautiful album, i so love her vibe
well, apart form the wierd rappy bits
hang on
u said u were never drinking again?
and wheres ur picture any way!
:D
oi my daughter wasnt here, he he
no lemon and milk at the same time , and is not called coagulation , curddled isnt it
oh well , thanks anyway
what picture?
i like morcheeba too.
coagulation is th eprocess, curddling is what you call th eproduct of coagulation when it happens with milk......and lemon juice and a twat.
Im not lemon juice ,
er,
therefore..........
and have a nice night and a good party!
:)
and I thought your daughter was 4 not 10?
where di i get that from?
:|?
the picture of u bella frikasa!
and whre th ehell did wibble off and Redhead get too?
ah, he must be there, squandering that glorious existance.in fornt of the one eyed, blue hued "GawpMatron"
and what th ehell is wrong with this chat cserver
ugh!
il just get it going as u leave...typical!
i have given up on picture , cant be bothered anymore.
ooooooooooooh!
steaming handbag!
templeton is watching a dvd .
gero probably in the pub.
i thought i will have coco with you before i go to the land of nod.
want some??
my mate wants to go to live in Spain this year.
she has given the notice on her house is gettign rid of lots of stuff, btu hasnt really planned th erest very well.
She has started Spanish lessons, .that sabout it, sh eis moving into a "vardo" (old barrel top caravan -horse drawn) that is parked in a courtyard, until she sorts her destination out.
she had arranged to stay with a mate out there 9soewhere I have ni idea where, somewhere in th esouth)
but he dissapered foir awhile and has now reappered, living in a smaller place with a girlfriend
oops
and an ex mate/ current wanker of mine has a vill aout there, i used to work on oil rigs with him.
why did I tell u all that?
ah wel
:)
ooh coca
that been a whiule, yeah go on then
as chocolatey as u can make it
I love chocoloate.
*Schlobber*
this thread is getting dreadfully long, the scrolling is giving repetetive syndrome.
shame that you ex-mate with villa is not your mate anymore, always good to know somebody with villa, eh?
going to ibiza this summer , my brother has a friend w house there so im going hopefully in july.
sea sun and sangria
;=)
yum yum
spanish coco, cola cao
so what did you do in the oil rig?
yeah sorry about the scrolling thing....Ive no idea why my program int working its annoying me.
and Id rather spend my time in hut with good company than in a posh house with central heating and a complete twat for company.
except for other people with me, I am
after all
a
nice
twat
I was a "Roughneck"
its one of th e3 guys who puts all th esrill string (pieps) and tools togetehr and apart on a rig when it is driling for oil.
its the hardest, most dangerous and therfore best paid manual job on a rig
yaaay
but u work 89 hour weeks
spanish coca?
ooh
never had
i agree , wdnt stay with somebody I didnt like .
what do you think about the coco. nice eh?
haaa!
im getting somewhere with my progam!
are they oil rigs in the middle of the sea ,?
89 hr a week?
fuck that is many hours drilling.
guess being a student must be so easy in comparison.
yes!!!!
http://schpengle.hopto.org/chat/cw1Client.html
what programme is that ?
i was drilling up north mostly about 2 hours north of aberdeen, near th earctic circle
righ tyou!
type that last url into ur browser type som,ething
then hi treturn!
:D
its my program I wrote it
cmon, see if it works!
well
i dotn see u! do u see th e"schpenglchat" window?
?
ahve u drowned in th eSpanioDo CocOaoaoa
or what?
:p
it is no fucking loading, try again
do you have a firewall?
what is that?
anyjoy?
ah ok u probabaly dont then
its what EVERYONE needs if they have a computer connected tot he internet.
it stops rogue programmers connecting to th einternet etc if you are using XP then u may well ahev XPs firewall on.
I hope
its crappy but ok
in which case this may not work
i dont knwo if there is anyone els around to ask to try it out
I HAVE NO friends
so i have no one to ask
cant opened , sorry . templeton will for sure be back soon . so you can ask him
ive jusat had to fone a mate in germany to check
i have a wireless connection but i m it illitirate so got no idea if i do or not ,or how you find that out
i seem to have a problem
good luck , going to bed , speak in the morning ,
nice to chat with you ;-)
oops im nowing a geek!!!
FFFFFUCCCCKKKKKINNNNNNGGGG HELL. Like, get a fucking room.
mmm, some people back form the pub I fear!
:p
oopps sorry , We knocked but nobody answered so we squatted it ,
what did you last nite?
;-)
ahhhh yes!
But it was the Lithuanian limboing Tempole dancers that did it for me..
The way they Gyrate upon that Tempole was awesome.
I only wished they could have had some female ones there too.........
.I so prefer the curves as compared to those handle-bar Moustachios....
Anyway Id love to stay and banter, But we have to clean up the Partridge juice....its bloody everywhere.
how did it get behind the fridge ffs?
good thing the Prancing sheep are so absorbant and that the bearded Dwarves can get them under them -and then floss out the awkward crevices with them angular, pointy beards.
SO Im off to do some Kitchinal style ablutions
OOOOH!
One Hund a rud and
Ta WENTYEEEE
*sorry* my dad used to play darts.
i always wanted to say that. "in the voice " like
well, there's a lot to be said for trial by ducking, Im not happy with the validity of their confessions though.
for instance,
did they swallow as they went under?
apparently though th eAmericans are now using this technique, to great advantage and have got 87.3% of their Iraqui dwarves to swallow as they go down,
however, water boarding IS Illegal (as is Dung Snorting)
and again, the issue of the testimonials Validity coems into question.
there!
a true TinkelSshnellTon style reply..
but Id like to think, that my spelling shone through!
:D
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