Limerick Gauntlet thrown down...
There once was a blog by a chap
Who filled the whole thing full of crap
The people who posted
Were generally roasted
And gave all their lovers the clap.
posted by Gero @ 11:26 a.m.
15 comments
15 Comments:
Sorry im late,
but I've been out of town,
and whats with frau muppet?
The puppet looks down?
just arrived in time
to catch a rhyme
With McGoolie talking bollux
and McUpmyOWNArse not to be found
well anyway Ill tell ye
Today I stripped a lab,
I have a Spectrum anylyser
24 Grands worth
Fab!
Ohh, and Analyser for those of
Templetons Persuasion
IS used for simply viewing,
not for insertion
well enough of my day
exams are on th eway
its time to prey
cos Im generally doing crap!
AnonDoodleMouse
fuck you Spock,
and who the fukcs this McCoy wanker anyway?
Phil and Ian:
In case you didn't realise
The challenge is to theorise
In a limerick-type way
With whatever you say
And if not then just improvise
E=Mc^2
.................better?
well, I couldnt give a fuck,
with me ya'r outta luck,
because form wot i heard,
ya just a steaming great big turd,
not some cerebrally challening schmuck!
there! i finally said it!......"pthrrrrrrrrrrt!"
......? (how does one, sensibly, of course, hope to represent a "Raspeberry" sound on this infernal device?..........
Throw the Switch Igor!
Well that is just a wee bit better
If not a limerick to the letter
But what would one expect
In rasping retrospect
From a sheepshagging Welsh bedwetter
Was this the gnat that was shat upon in your hat by the cat?
dont be silly.......you twat!
ps, wee is ALWAYS better!
There Still is a langer From EErland
who finds his own intellect appealing
he pissed of his mates
with heated debates
so they nailed his nutSack
to the ceiling
Your abysmal spelling gives you away hee hee
Curses, rumbled!
but, it made me laugh my arse off!
and, aint there a "z" in "abyzmal"? or am I just mind numbingly thick....or American!
now, there's a conundrum for you!
that's gonna make shitting difficult
hee hee I cant wait till you try to wee! Get soem cotton swabs in them thar hairy flarey nostrils my good sire!
Mwaa haa haa
ps, nice to see how resident guests "wee" and "poo" are still in attendeance, awww, bless em!
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