Bullshit, Jism and Nuts

More from "English as a Second F*cking Language"...

bullshit
As a noun, bullshit means nonsense or fakery. As a verb, it means to try to trick someone through using bullshit. As a stand-alone term, it is a rebuttal to such bullshitting.

example:
Barney: I'll have that money for you first thing tomorrow,
and that's no bullshit.
Fred: Bullshit! That's what you said yesterday.
Don't try to bullshit an old bullshitter.

jism
... is the source of all human existence, and impossible to remove from suede. There are a number of variant spellings. Among them are: gizm, jizzum, and jissom. There's also the shortened form: jizz or giz. No one knows the origin of the word. One of our panelists notes that it rhymes with "prism". The rest of us say "So what?"

nuts
This term is almost as common as "balls". The term also describes someone who is crazy (or Welsh). Don't confuse the two.

example:
Dafydd: Ian is crazy. He stood there on the podium in front of
the TV cameras scratching his nuts.
Llewelyn: His nuts?
Dafydd: His nuts!

Llewelyn: He's nuts!