T W A t
One of the best pressies I got at the birthday session in Flynns last night was a book entitled "English as a Second F*cking Language - How to swear effectively, explained in detail with numerous examples taken from everyday life" It's an invaluable source of reference. One entry reads...
twat
See quim
example:
Stewardess: Would you like some of our TWA coffee?
Passenger: No thanks, but I'd love some of your TWA tea.
posted by Gero @ 2:52 p.m.
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I do Believe that is a gallent memeebr of the "Tacticaal Wing of Advanced........Twatyness"
Dont they call it "airforce1" oe sommat.......reserved for Special, Hi ranking TWATS.
aka
HIM!
mmmm I wonder if that will work?...
anyone, perosnally, being a LOW level Twat, How I dream of woirking my way down to that level...........aahhhhhhhhhhh...*gollum type snfghghggly noises do thusforth emanate...*
That's
What
All
T W A Ts say
My! I do Believe Jerald is Online!.gweetings fwom WALES....NOT the FUCK EN*%^@D !!!!/Arrrrrrrrgh!
seems to have buggered off now, but, just in case . lets have some fun:p
Ode to The SpamgleBot
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Oh Joy it makes me smile
To think that someones riled
and suitibly frustrated
but somewhat lacking style
they cut and paste
with frenzied haste
and express distaste......
...while they masturbate their mind!
for it is is the only exercise
thier poor brain will recognise
since its lacking is opitomised...
...by its clunky repetition,
from several posts ago
So!, heres a spangly gauntlet,
bejewelled and beloved
bitte select this rhythmical challenge,
or leave behind a peacefull dove.....
the best thing i got yesterday was my fookin headache this mornin...
but finally managed to get it away with more smoking and sleeping till 4pm. :p
fRo
ha! a Haku of peace...
oh jOy
Auuuuuuuuuuuuumn.......
shall i stay or shall i go...
stoner says: fook it, watch indiana jones and what ever it is after it...
drinker says: go out have some beers...
librarians say: return your books.
welsh shepards say: it wasn't me!
psychologists say: a psychologist is not always a psychologist.
the man from del monte? He say yes
finally managed to take some clothes on...
Men at Work - Land Down Under
was a great help, would have looked like village people otherwise...
on my way to mr flynn to have a quiet beer :p
hf!
Would that be a German by any chance?.........."take some clothes on?"......??
NO!
Ya MA takes her Clothes OFF!!!
You PUT your on, when ya caught, naked with her, by the Vicar!
not! the Vixer!
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