Quarks (and langers)
This simple picture depicts pairs of strange quarks as they pop into and out of existence alongside the permanent quark residents of the proton. Nuclear physicists have found that strange quarks, though present for just tiny fractions of a second at a time, also contribute to the proton's properties.
But in Germany, quark is a light edible substance not dissimilar to cheesecake mix which can be purchased in any good bakery in a variety of forms. One of the positive side effects of consuming quark is, reputedly, a disinclination to... "bottle things up, bringing closer the day when langers will explode in a PUMMELLING, SCREAMING RAGE OF MONKEY JEALOUSY." Apparently.
posted by Gero @ 1:32 p.m.
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8 Comments:
What nonsense Gero ! You have once more been duped by spamsters posing as nuclear physicists. This is not a picture of quarks, strange or charmed. This is part of a picture of a particularly tricky configuration which faced Jimmy White at the Crucible last year when two red balls and the green ended up inside the blue ball.
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
ha - jimmy white's real name is plops, strangely enough, and he's from a small village in Africa called Yapillok. They say.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
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This blog SUCKS !!!!
BIG TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice to see you're making an impression, Mister Schpengle.
Bollux!
but what about my exuisite odour?
they glanced straight over one of my "strongest "points, must be soem form off highly unobservant wanker(ess?),
mind you , they did pick up on the extremely well veiled sexism, so maybe they aint such a dumbass thick fuck bitch ass, moronic twat face after all..
wot?
:D
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