Doctor, Doctor...
posted by Gero @ 11:18 a.m.
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Claptrap, Poppycock & Tomfoolery with Gero...
...Codswallop, Balderdash, Twaddle, Drivel and Tripe.
Thursday, March 09, 2006
About Me
- Name: Gero
- Location: IrelanDeutschland
Retired former military dictator of obscure micronation presently undergoing refurbishment.
11 Comments:
well, Im just gonna sit back and enjoy the ride here.............,
between you two guys..........like...
a bit like Gero's ma...........
:D
hee hee
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!
Doctor: Stay out of them places!
John Murphy gets home from work one day and finds his wife has been crying. "What's wrong?" he asks.
"John, promise you won't get mad, but I went to see the new doctor today and he told me I've got a pretty pussy."
"WHAT?" he shouts. With that he grabs a hurley from the cupboard and storms down to the doctor's office and through the reception area.
Without knocking he bursts into the doctor's office. The doctor is in the process of giving an old lady a breast examination. She screams and tries to cover herself. Without waiting, Mr. Smith charges up to the doctor, smashes the hurley down on the desk and says, "You dirty mother fuckin' pervert how dare you say my wife has a pretty pussy!"
The doctor replies, "I'm sorry Mr. Murphy, but there has been a misunderstanding. I only told your wife that she has Acute Angina."
shite jokes I know! wha' can ye do, like?! Story fellas?
Sorry, I just deleted that post coz I dunno who it was from and it was full of porn. Starting with Foot massage porn - I can only presume it's one of you lot taking the piss.
Meanwhile, Emily I told you that cute vagina joke about three years ago in Scruffys! 4 fux ache!
Paul what'S that about "emuail bain't wooorcing" - it should be.
Meanwhile, your female parent can be quite moody sometimes. Beat that!
.prefer frogporn mayself.......
okay then
well, I guess Miss La_P has to raise th ecash for the Vibro Batteries some how...........
JESUS!!!
whilst looking for a foreign electronics site, (something like "Elektroniker") i came across THIS
..........I am saying nothing!
but,
truly unfortunate, that chap.......
if you ask me
oh dear
well to be childish right back at ye simo... i don't recall u telling me that one and i didn't see your name on it bee-atch!
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