Toilet Humour

(Courtesy of Phil the Great Steaming Nit in Bang Cock...)

Picture the scene...

I walked into the toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me:
"Hello mate, how are you doing?"

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied

"Yeah, not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again

"So, what are you up to mate?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.
Unsure what to say, I replied
"Umm, just having a quick poo..

How about yourself?"

I then heard the voice for the third time...

"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back.
I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say!