Sad News...
Urkels Beaker aka Templeton aka Motherflahavert aka Fucko MacWank aka Daniel O'Donnell Junior aka Proffessor Cheesey Leonard III aka Havid Dasselhoff aka Hey You aka Father Fortune's Fortune Cookie aka Piffle O'Silly Billy, inimitatable lunatic extraordainaire, all round good bean, and inventor of the "Your Mother" joke, has decided to discontinue his blergh. World reaction has varied so far.
There was a minute's silence at the Divided Nations...
There was a minute's silence at the Divided Nations...
...this man glued his hand to his forehead in despair...
...while tragically this man glued both of his hands to his face with sheer disbelief.
...while tragically this man glued both of his hands to his face with sheer disbelief.
posted by Gero @ 10:36 p.m.
24 comments
24 Comments:
Maybe we can branch out into areas in which the piss has until now been left untaken?
most excellent, welcome to Shroomuversity!
in other news YES!!! the works are turning!!
Indeed. It's all so ingrained that even if bush took a fall the structures and policies remain. It's an interesting time, because the US's days are clearly numbered and they know it. China is the man. The US is destined to be China's bitch, like the rest of us. But they'll have to go kicking and screaming into their new reality. The Middle East in general is so volatile it's unreal. Again it's interesting to see how long that status quo can hold. And what then? The revolutionaries become the diplomats? From a Historical viewpoint Bush's presidency might be seen as the beginning of the end of US dominance. China's the new Pimp on the block, and the US better take it and give it like all us other Ho's. That's their manifest destiny. To be HOs, Bitches.
Here'S a good article on Iran
True, but it's all blind greed for money in any event that rules - throughout history. What would be funny would be if this all inadvertently lead to a just society (or semblance thereof). Maybe it's possible for the finances to level off towards justice. I have faith in our Grandkids' kids' cop on. If we make it that far, captain...
Actually, if you read Zinn's APeople history of the United States, that is the Historic trend - even though the US is the most profit hungry society ever, it's also pioneered Socialy justice like no other, womens rights, civil rights, gay rights etc The Chomskster always points this out too - there has been progress and we shouldn't ignore that - we should proceed accordingly...
(How did you start me off...)
interesting........Mr templeton esquire.
you managed to cover most theatres of operation in your intitial rant, but alas, I fear the espousing were not form the mouth of experience.
as in
some of the soldier stuff grated......
in ohter news, Just ogt home at 10pm form uni, oh joy!
umm, Im ex-mil and have been places Kemosabi........
*dont eat the yellow snow*
and wot faeries?
We don't wanna know where you've been thanks very much
mm, he who can, does...
he who cant teaches/preaches....
as the main maxim of authorship goes...
"only write about what you know about."
which is kind of why I mentioned th e link to mr "no longer a steely eyed killer person"
mainly becasue i can empathise and relate to the choice.
I also rememebr the falklands, with a woman, nay! mother sobbing as she waved her 17yr old son dgoodbye on a ship, which I think, got sunk.
"but he only joined the raf to learm about electronics"
many people have bought a pretty puppy to have it bite their grannies legs off......ie,
people do things for some reasons, but th eultimate results may not have been planned, ie, learn a skill, travel the worls, go climnbing and jetsking.
in reality join th earmy train in th eelite, spend 6 months training, 4 weeks off, go to ireland and then get dropped off by me in an unmarked car, only to have your legs, balls, arm guts blown off/ out 3 weeks later.
as the "locals" laughed their arse off and asked "how yae gonna be posting wee stumpy home then?"
he survived(correct word?), he was 18.
the chap i got my windproff smock off, also got two barrels of a shotgun in th eface at his girlfirends in belfast after someone tippe doff some nice , upstanding citizens.
he loved th egirl and wanted to marry her, but was ex military.oh yes and also black, a little tricky to blend really. btw he didnt survive, no head.
anyway I dont want to waffle on with stories, but.
I um, know what I know so I just do, I tend to leave teaching to others , hopefully knowledgeable ones, who can teach form experience, they tend to make th ebest teachers I find.
armchairs are good for sitting in and watching tv, fuck all else really.
now!
heres timothy with the weather...... :)
ps.I hear your mothers a cannibal.......
:D
Jesus fucking christ. Alright already. ON the Zinn thing, yeah the people have made the difference, inadvertently having the vchance in a socitey based on "We the (rich, white, male) People... have had more rights than in say South Africa or Paletine to name 2 other former colonies. So yeah it's not the powers that be that created progress, it's the people. So I think we agree on that point.
As for the soldiering thing - i sense it's a touchy subject, but I agree that nothing should be taboo for discussion, apart from Ian's Sheep fetish, but then again, if you really need to talk about it ian, go ahead.
Meanwhile, you're both pillox.
oh dear...somebdy heated?
me thinks somebody has grasped completely the wronge nettle (even though they may look like a bylldog licking piss off it, mixed with a sharp lemon sauce...)
and simply mistook TEACH for PREACH....
ie, say what the fuck you like but!
info form a non existant, unreliable source??? - wot fuckign use is that?
ie, i post links and leave th ereader decide....
somebody else..well, they rant at length......and not from personal experience.
cant you see the difference?
I would understand, completley , say if it was about how ya brothers dick tastes funny when ya ma is on,since that is, indeed based on personal experience.
but, alas I have yet to post a rant based on the homosexual cannibalism which took place on U boots in the 2nd world why?
why?
ah! i WASNT THERE!!!.........(allthough templetons dad, AND geros gran were....wots the chances of that then?)
but i could read about it, watch tv about it, but
at the end of th eday.when allis said and don.whene all the cliches run out....
I know fuck all from a real, experiential, point of view.
hence films, hence film scripts, hence fanatsy and films full of shit.
reality, experience, truth!
Iloved lord of th erings, cos it wasnt full of partial truths. if tolkien told me it was real, Id have kneed him in th egroin and shoved a hobbit up his arse!.
you get my point yet?
not that its of any import like...
:D
what was that about "a rats arse..."?
ps, does this nearly reqach th elength of his mammoth "comments" yet?
www.diatribe.co.uk .hee hee
there is a saying in the forest of dean.
"you cant educate pork"
enjoy your rant, Ive said my bit.
just keep up the good work of espousing, non sensical , regurgitated, ill informed, spurious, non personal, ephemeral info, based on nothing more than 2nd/3rd/4th...(place number of choice!) hand info to the receptive minds to those that choose to absorb them as facts........
oh, hang on ! thats what tv does..
ah, no, that just gives you info for you to form your own opinion....
Oh, no! thats what I did....
tv.must be true,
im a weak arse , link laying punk.
hang on..is tv a weak medium then...since its doesnt formulate definate resolutions...ah, hang on it does.
but
ARE THEY BASED ON FUCKING FACTSSSS?
or produced by some lame arse on a couch who watches too much tv and is smart enough to present & formulate opinions ON WHAT HE IS PRESENTED WITH! -not what is neccesarily fact.
there is a middleman and your listenign to him.
Ive been there done that, you should see my Tshirt draw! its imennse! (as is my underpants draw....dotn mention the one with the leather bits!)
carry on doing the film scripts...your cut out for it...
a bit like ya ma's puckered ring...
anyway!
its friday and im off! yaaay!
have fun ranting I am afraid my interest in your myopic (square?...tv shaped?...) viewpoitn has expired....as I have to pick your ma up, we have a bondage session to attend with the archbishop of canterbury, and we cant be late!
tootle pip, dont wait up for her, we are planning on lashing her prone carcass to the top of the cathedral spire....she said she like to have a large spike between her thighs
ps, anyone seen my ma? I seem to have mislaid the casket..
the thought of herr templeton holding me holding me, makes me want to vomi....hang on.
is that a a bulge?
:D
haa haa haa.and on hahha......an on.......(bashes head on floor.........) and onn.oh me! wot a squeal!
anyway! there thats better! :) now that we cleared the aire, we;ll have to go on th episs some time.......I know this quiet liitl ale houes in a wee place known , to them in th eknow like.as, Ye Olde Karl-sruheee.
I have a wee while left in uni , thesis etc then we shall all have to partake of some merriment....well, if we can ever get that lame arse dokeys bloated dick outts gero's mum, that his.she'll never get that fucking mule through Ryan air baggage allowance.
typical, most old girls have a comfort blanket, but.NOOOOOOOOOO, not gero.s mum!
she has to have a damned comfort Donkey cock!.
its just so impractical for long haul travel!
hee hee, and as for your previous assumption!
most excellent! i would like to congratulate you on both your acknowledgement of my domination in the cerebral quarters of this mighty cyber-bog of Geros and Id like to commend you on your 2 outta 3 guesswork.BUT!
Alas!
I cant!
since, i do believe that you shall find PTS is indeed, claddified as a mental illness....
so!
the options are, STILL to grant you the twnin garlands and interwoven gerbil penis' for your assumption, but alas. the maths of said deduction, may lead one to find that all counts are correct ..or none, or slightly more than none....ar none of all , or finally all of none!
I would, however, like to take this opportunity to point out that the position, of chief "spelling-piss taker" is still going, if you were interest like .
and as for cupped balles, Im more of a cuppa soup chappie myself.preferring, as I do, Knorr's varieties.
so, could I interest you in some knorred balls instead?
:D
hee hee couldnt resist that last line, ...I thinkl th eentire comment was indeed, a shallow build up to it!
:D hee hee ah me! ........ wot fun!
he will probabaly be wearing similar smile of immense satisfaction as of that exhibited by Grand Dame Von Gero, as she waddled off from th elocal pony club, after servicicng said, long haul jack ass......
and Ill pass on th esoup ta, brings me out in boils and a mild homophobic rash.......
ps...I htought u had a life to liberate?.you STILL here!!?
look at the time for gods sake man!
get tae bed and slip on ya rubber servicing gloves.earn that cuppa in the morning!
hahaah!
you havent deleted your blog........
youve merely TRANSLOCATED (aka, "Beam me up, Twatty"!)
....to HERE!
.and I left her too close to a candle once......it was supposed to have been romantic...
*sigh*
..she wasnt impressed, apparently I let her down......
.so I waited up all night, but ya mrs still didnt arrive. well dissapointed, I even bought in th escented goose grease she so adhores......
.btw I guess we should probabaly move onto a more current post for abuse in a awhile, but..sicne it become to have become your surrogate blog, I dont know how you feel abaouthe whole upheavle thing..apparently moving home is one of the most traumaTIC EXPERIENCE THERE IS.ESPECIALLY AFTER YOUR last home got blanket bombed by th eURL bombers like...
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP THE PAIR OF YOU!!!!
oi! piss off, get ya own blog!
bestiality and girth you say?.......
whos been talking?
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