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Not my birthday is what it isn't. Another year older isn't what I amn't. "Me Day!" as Derham may say. And the Nay-sayers? They say "Nay!" - but I say "Yay!" - coz it's my fucking birthday! As the the Yappillokians and the Plopsters say... "Yyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!"...
posted by Gero @ 3:14 a.m.
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24 Comments:
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
aw shucks. thanks guys. it's a north korean burthday celebration bitches!
nice 1 phiw. there's a surprise winging it's way to you - although it's now no longer a surprise - although you still don't know exactly what it is. Forget I said anything. Any road, Steve Staunton is a gimp. A gimp's gimp. A gimp amongst gimps. Brother Luke would maker a better manager, and he's probably dead.
Gordon sagte und auch hinterläßt einen Kommentar. Schön Gruß aus Kronberg. Ich wunsche dir alles gute zu deinem Geburtstag. Mine'll be a Lagavulin.
Watch out for buzzards !
G.
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
12:29 PM
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Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a wha
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Myst
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Myst
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Myst
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Myst
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Myst
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Myst
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Myst
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Myst
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
Nor indeed, nearly as quizziccal as the strange local custom, observed whilst partaking of a soup in a small village in Africa, whereby there was to be noticed, the foot of a neighbouring villagers child, protruding, most glumly, form the pot.
Who do?
the Yappillokians or the Plopsters?
But it is good to be reminded of where my mothers part time eloqution and spellling employment resides....
It is also good to be reminded , from time to time, what a fine, upstanding Member that man is........in fact, it would be quite hard to overlook such a fine example of a member, especially considering that ones fortuitous literary positioning....
:)
Ode To The Twat...
------------------
whether swimming down a river
or nestling in your lap
theres nothing quite as splendid as a freshly discoverd twat.
The odour is pure wonderous
the texture is a joy
what bliss it is
to give it a kiss
so pleased that Im a boy
but twats can be like magnets
where never the twain doth meet
or curiosly opposite
where they pair up under sheets
but this is just a little ditty
to share with you my glee
but then I was reminded of the titties
whilst glancing up from bended knees.
anonymouses little brother
ew! How uncouth!
I'ts put me right off my salami sandwich.
And, isnt there two "z"s in Profezzor?..and shouldnt one, NEVER start a sentance with "And" , and, shouldnt one never follow a coma with and , and ...........ooh bugger!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
balls! He didnt tell me it was an INFLATABLE sheep!
your a what? I know my spelling is somewhat retarded, but, never,NEVER in my wildest dreams would I name a females undercarriage after the noise made but a shit shovelling pig!
and...http://www.realvnc.com/download.html
go get and set up then i can arse about with your flip flop
u
are
a
torpid
,
langering
(possibly a new word ther.................)
BASTARD!!!!
Alas, I was torn away from this pinnacle of a, hypothetically at least, illuminati's watering hole. This unfortunate state of affairs was brought about by both my departure from the land of slaggyschlamperpants and the ensuing travels within the european continent. I trust that my proponants may wish me well, whilst I once again endevour to, ever so humbly, place words of utter vulgarity and profanity into the mouths of small children, whilst, simultanously raising the hackles of our beloved anonymous wanker breathren and thier jezebel partners in slime. may piss be upon you , my fellow erudites!
god bless.
Spanklicus
well...If I was irish, (with a small "i") and I was named after a blotchy, insipidly white part of my very own lower, rear regions (i.e, your very own ARSE, (Specified just in in case the previous speaker is anatomically, as well as cerebrally challenged, like) then yes I too would raise my VERY OWN hackles!
BUT! there light at the end of this otherwise shallow and foetid tunnel,as I suspect there aforesaid, unfortunately named TWAT has, very likely raised very little else over the last few years. Its is, then with GREAT PLEASURE and eternal, bubbling joy, I do, infact look forward to arousing the only erectile tissue left in this poor, poor afflicted souls, meaningless existance. Its nice to think that ive actually given someone a good reason to (consider why they?) live!
P.S, my mum helps me with my spelling now and, isnt it odd how there is both a little "i" specified here, in relation to th eprevious bloggers comment and the fact theat it is also the 2nd letter of sImons name...then 2nd of anything is the one after your "pointy" finger, if ya Irish like :)
pps, I thought there was only 1 "Z" in jeezus....
Cursez! I thought Id solved that one....damned Schroedinger and his Katz!......as for adolescence.PAh! 2nd childhood, Im still enjoying the first!.....and better take some crayons along for that Gordon "MacMyOwnArsehole" chappy, since form his writing, I think hell find them easier to hold - between his toes! apparently some tribes of Irish bog men cold deftly dangle from a twig with one foot , while peeling a bananna with another! Amazing skills, good to see they're not lost. Any idea what they used to put thier beeswaz/goat sturds/bat gullets hairgel on with though?
an inigma!
isnt there a "z" In Yyyaaaaaaaaaayy".........somewhere?
and apart form that , ta for walking this very same pebble as me for some amount of time. Not sure quite how long, so maybe we could add to the list of hideous murders, by chopping off the head and then counting the rings!......solve one Mystery, create another! ooh, the intricate balance of life!
happy smellsday Langer! :-p
Is that it? call yaself a flamer , lamer?
poooey! wanker!
hahah
saaaaaaad fecking wenker!
lol, mind ya dont wear ya cut and paste button out, hee hee. You could always try Macrame too, thats quite a good hobby, befitting such tedious boring twats as yaself!
tara ya bilge pumping crap artist!!
:D
hee hee
*hoot hoot*
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