Friday, January 13, 2006

Friday the 13th!


Thought for the day (courtesy of Ruskin Bond) - "Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong!" Hmmmm...

7 Comments:

At 7:46 p.m., Blogger Gero said...

You're wrong and somebody should tell you.

Your mother can't get enough of Daniel's speedos...

...sometimes a cigar is a dildo (just ask monica lewinski).

 
At 7:57 p.m., Blogger Schpengle said...

And schmoking a BIG CIGAR, aint sex...just ask ex-president Clinton...well ,actually ask his Mrs , dear hilary, she may have a slightly different view point of view.
Hell she may even spark up the old mans Havanna with a zippo FlameWurfer, just to prove a point!

and WHO th efuck is Danial, and how can AYONE hope to smoke HIS cigar after its doen 20 lenghts in his speeods?

and, last but not least

WALES, Aka WHALES...is NOT, I repeat FUCKING NOTTTTTTTT in

ENGLAND.
***G%$£Laaaaaaaaarghghghghgh"@)&^***

anyway, stone roses, track 4 here i come!!!
yaaaaaaaay!

please be seated, the president is leaving the building... with a mighty fine cigar!

 
At 8:58 p.m., Blogger Schpengle said...

Please ,Oh lord, tell em that Templeton there is a petite, hysterical teenage chick (would "with pert young breasts" be pushing it oh lord?.....aw come one, ya made a bush burn for no good reason ffs, so that shardly pushing th eboat out now, is it?.IST IT!!??... how about a little bush for schpengle?
:D)

 
At 1:18 a.m., Blogger Schpengle said...

Thats Surreal!
I Just checked out th etempletonseseses
they have th esame silly spammer i had on my Blog!
I feel a sonspiwacy!

and in other news...
http://paulmeade0.tripod.com/piccys/index.album?i=20&s=1

Yes , his chick his hot, but think he needs a shave! :D and less banannas!

now then , Schpengles holiday cjeck list...
Speedos................Check!
Tyre Leavers (for Application of said undergarment).....Check!
Teething ring for bearing down on......check..?,,Double CHECK!
Pain killers........Check!

ah fuck it! Ill go to Tenby for th eweekend, I cant afford the excess baggage.
wonder if they still have donkey rides?.......

 
At 4:03 a.m., Blogger Gero said...

Indeed. I was in Tenby with my "Ma" in the 80s and it was fun.

Was also there in the 90s with Frau Tempelton - that was traumatic and I don't want to talk about it.

She stole my Inn O'Sense
in Whales

(That's in England)

 
At 3:01 p.m., Blogger Schpengle said...

There is a Definatley ...( I realy should use less challenging words.my mum told me) a Large, hairy Ape theme going on here...posibly BOTH needing less banannas.

Also, I Too , was in Tenby, in the 80's....ummm, with, erm,......umm, Jeros Mum.....*cough*

er...Its been a long time coming, but.....

"HI Son!" I hope the shock doesnt kill you,well if it does, can I have your Mrs? Since Ya ma was quite hot, so hopefully, you kept the affinity in the Gene pool.

And as for YOU, Mr Possessor of the object of mY desires , whom you so scandelously call your Wife!!
....How dare you Mock My 4 "challenged" little brothers..ok, I will admit the naming was a little eccentric, but BELIEVE YOU ME, thats wher ethe eccecntricity (ecetricity? Shit, i forgot to pay the bill!)Stops in mY FAMILY!!.
and, yes, my ma wasnt very creative...But Jero's made up for it!
:P

and alas , like all god things it must come to an end.*sniffle*
no more donkey for me.....*sob*
heres why....
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/100/
boo hoo...

 
At 3:11 p.m., Blogger Schpengle said...

P.S....
My Brothers are still up for it...
jeros Ma is Definateley stillup for it..

I got a bucket, and PLENTY *coucgh* of latex Gloves....
but WHy Lord, WHY???
Must I first Purchase, not one but TWO
DOnkeys?....especially considering the recent demise of my most precious Donkey love

er, and, to clarify that hilarious pun ealrier, the ELECTRICTY bill wasnt paid....a pun on um, my spelling erm, "Inability" which , true to form, kinda backfired.

cruses! :D

 

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