Gordon's Birrrthdy

Gordon MacScottishbastardyfuckwit celebrates his birthday today, so in his mamory (sic) it's only proper and fattening that we throw something Scottish up here. Well, at least, throw up...

I hasten to add that Gordon MacCaledonianvagina isn't arrogant.
He's aghast, aggrieved and aggreable - unless you're a pissed colin,
or standing near a Christmas tree, or he's had a bad day.
He's also aggrophobic - that's why he likes pubs.