Paddy St. Happy's Day!!

Grrrrr...

Sad News...

Urkels Beaker aka Templeton aka Motherflahavert aka Fucko MacWank aka Daniel O'Donnell Junior aka Proffessor Cheesey Leonard III aka Havid Dasselhoff aka Hey You aka Father Fortune's Fortune Cookie aka Piffle O'Silly Billy, inimitatable lunatic extraordainaire, all round good bean, and inventor of the "Your Mother" joke, has decided to discontinue his blergh. World reaction has varied so far.

There was a minute's silence at the Divided Nations...

...this man glued his hand to his forehead in despair...


...while tragically this man glued both of his hands to his face with sheer disbelief.

It is believed Urkels Beaker is to devote his time to Scrotal Exploration and Flatulent Studies at the University of Schmuniversity, Co. Cavan, Ireland.

May all his ups and downs be in bed.

Secrets...

Intelligence isn't what it used to be...