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Toilet Humour

(Courtesy of Phil the Great Steaming Nit in Bang Cock...)

Picture the scene...

I walked into the toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me:
"Hello mate, how are you doing?"

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied

"Yeah, not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again

"So, what are you up to mate?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.
Unsure what to say, I replied
"Umm, just having a quick poo..

How about yourself?"

I then heard the voice for the third time...

"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back.
I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say!

Fasching: Germans in Humour Shocker

For those of you who aren't aware, it's that time of year again, Fasching (also known as Karneval or Fastnacht) when Germans go loopy, dress like lunatics, run around being daft in parades, have crazy parties, and drink with wanton abandon. It's great fucking fun and particularly refreshing for us foreigners who have to put up with them for the rest of the year! (Dass war nur ein Witz, glaub mir!) Even the police join in. Who said they'd no sense of humour?